WELCOME
We would like to take this opportunity
to welcome all of our new shareholders and prospective investors to the
Damaged Goods family. For those of you who have been with us for awhile
I would like to say thank you for continuing to believe in a better tomorrow
and our ability to provide it for you and your families. Damaged Goods (“The
Company” or “The Firm”) is a multi-faceted organization that is poised
to launch itself into the forefront of the American business landscape.
By concentrating on markets that have yet to be exploited by our competitors,
due to their fear of negative publicity or jail time, Damaged Goods seeks
to position itself as a recognizable leader in the future economic environment.
By attracting customers at a young or vulnerable stage in their lives the
Company strives to create a level of loyalty that is unheard of in this
country, outside of suicidal cults. By concentrating on elementary schools,
self-help clinics, and psychiatric centers the company feels it will be
able to bring more people into this new economy and at the same time improve
our bottom line. Furthermore by refusing to define Damaged Goods as any
particular type of business the company is free to pursue all promising
business opportunities, from managing blind albino midget strippers to
selling guns and liquor to underage handicapped individuals. We feel our greatest
asset is our boundless creativity and tireless dedication to our cause.
The Company is only bound by a simple philosophy; “Ron Bacardi is God and Jaegger is His prophet.” So again; welcome and raise a toast to our futures
together.
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